November 26, 2012 by patrickpadget
Roger Shostakovitch, nephew of Lord Cuthbert by marriage, lives in Palo Alto and is married to Jean Hutton-Wallace, known to all her friends as “Whoopie Hutton-Wallace” because of her fondness for making Whoopie with all Roger’s male friends and treating him like shit. This Christmas Roger decides to give her a present which will provide sweet revenge for all the humilities she has heaped on him over the years and leave him free to marry Doris Heinz-Beanz, a gay young heiress from Chicago. Roger and Doris have been secretly in love since they first met at The Corn Canners Christmas Ball just outside the windy city and she bowled him over with her frankly pornographic rendition of “I’m a pink toothbrush, you’re a blue toothbrush”.
Roger employed the Irish firm Killwilly & Co to take on this contract and, for any of you contemplating a similar project please contact them direct. They are very discreet.